My version of how I met my co-Blogger

Me: So, is that really your real name, or just a pet name that you publicize?

Her: Naah, that’s just it.

Her (thought): IITian! my name is my name.hilarious u asked though.

Me (thought): Dammit, perfect. Now she’s never gonna go out with you! Whoever let her parents name her!

Some pointless conversations ensue. And then,

Her: So, you smoke?

Her (thought): I so hope he does,hopefully i’d get to interact with atleast one more interesting person and make this trip more worthwhile.

Me: No. Actually, i have this weird aversion to smokers and drinkers. Just develop this instant dislike for them. Dunno.

Me (thought): Now she’s totally gone.

Her: Oh. Okay then. Cya!

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Later, the next night, as i walked past the Admin block, i can make out two familiar figures, heading in the other direction (thus, walking toward me).

Me (thought): Why the heck is that other girl with her? Shoo girl, shoo!

Girl won’t shoo. Obviously.

Me (thought): Think of something…Quick !

Too close to not say anything.

Me (looking at the other lady): So, you ladies collected your certificates?

Other lady: Blah Blah

Me: Blah Blah

Me (thinking): Why can’t you bring yourself to look at her, nut! Look, 10 degrees to the West, turn cadet!

Me and Other lady: Blah Blah.

Me: Anyway, hope you guys had fun here. Have a nice trip back!

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Over the phone, some days later. The visiting delegates had returned to where they’d come from.

Her: Nut, couldn’t you just ask me out?…no,i dint say that….i jus said we could have talked more and it’d have been nice..

Me: Nut, couldn’t you just ask me out?

Her: Because…(supposed to be understood)

Me: Why’s the guy always gotta do the hard stuff ?! I can’t tolerate this hypocricy! First, you say that girls and guys must be treated equally. And then this !

Her: Laugh.

Me: Laugh. (Aargh !)

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Exaggerated Memories. August 2008.

PS. I know better pick-up lines. But it wasn’t my fault. Her name really is silly. I so totally won’t let her name her children. No !

well i would definitely name my children..hehhe

i thought

i really thought it wold never end..

i thought i would never let go..

i tink now i have..you are now a memory in my dream world.

i really thought i’d never let go

i thought i’d hold on

i thought i’d hold on

i thought such nice things

i literally did all i could and i gave up the fear i had

i really thought u’d stay

i thought i could make u stay

i thought of so many things

of the things i would say

things i would say to you to make u believe that it was right

i thought u’d believe me

i thought u’d say it

i thought we’d go places

i thought we’ll end  together

i thought we’ll end it together

why did u take all the steps u took’

why dint u wait for me

i was not blaming you

i was telling you something

but you just moved away

i know its not your fault

but don blame

don hurt me

i thought i could let go

i thought u’d hold on

may be my way was not right

but there was no way you showed me

i thought the songs would tell you that i’m still here

i thought u’d not let go

i thought u’d stay
i thought u’d show me the path

i thought u’d make me stay